Posted 22 September 2011 - 04:30 PM
"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.
"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing". And they did.
"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
"Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after you scare the sh*t out of them."
So now you know
Posted 22 September 2011 - 09:30 PM
Edited by scotdiver, 22 September 2011 - 09:31 PM.
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:54 AM
Here's my contribution
A shark is swimming along and spots a squid. After circling it for a few minutes the fearful squid says,
"Don't eat me. Please don't eat me. I'm not feeling well. You'll catch what I have got and become ill."
The shark considers for a moment, opens it's mouth wide and gently clamps a pair of teeth onto just one of the sqid's tentacles. He then swims across to one of his shark friend with the squid still pinned in his mouth and says,
"Here's the six quid I owe you."
(For the benefit of our American friends a 'quid' is colloquial for a Pound Sterling)