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Started by meme.may.fire, Feb 01 2012 06:16 PM

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#1 meme.may.fire

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 06:16 PM

hey guys

Thought i share this video,
and maybe we could make one called "s**t UW Photographer says"
or "s**t diver says".
Just for fun.
If u have a quote or heard others say it, please share..

cheers



Edited by Giles, 08 February 2012 - 09:04 AM.

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#2 JKrumsick

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 07:27 PM

Someone should make a shit underwater photographers say.

"... Is mirrorless the future?"

"....way to much backscatter..."

"... OMG NUDIBRANCH!!"

#3 Steve Williams

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Posted 01 February 2012 - 08:27 PM

"is it supposed to bubble like that?"

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#4 AllisonFinch

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:11 PM

Nooooooo I didn't harass that mimic octopus....I found it swimming high in the water column!!!

#5 davichin

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 02:27 AM

I only use a hand held strobe for WA because I like to paint with light!!!

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 03:04 AM

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#7 drako

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 06:48 AM

Gotta get closer....closer....still not good enough...closer....*bump*

#8 Timmoranuk

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 12:38 PM

20 bar? More than enough for another dozen shots...
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#9 diver dave1

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Posted 03 February 2012 - 01:00 PM

Published photo's? Sure, I would use National Geographic but I found out they do not pay that well.
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Posted 03 February 2012 - 11:16 PM

Digital cuts through the visibility better than film doesn't it.

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#11 ce4jesus

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 08:31 AM

oh crap...port down! port down!!! ... surface..surface....breath ... don't panic lungs are more valuable than your lens and camera....

all thoughts that went through my mind as I noticed water on the inside of my port at 25ft.
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#12 Aquapaul

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:32 AM

But Ken Rockwell says..............
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#13 TomR1

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 09:50 AM

What my wife, a WA photographer says to me (a macro guy) at least in her mind is: $%#@! Tom get your head out of that hole and lets swim on!

#14 Aquapaul

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 10:35 AM

Wow, what kind of camera you have........
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#15 Alastair

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 04:06 AM

honey i really need it because".... insert name of device..." because without it " .... insert random techno babble ..." or the other classic ....really i don't remember ordering that, tsk that one click ordereing is annoying....

:(
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#16 fforbes

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 02:40 PM

My husband still mimics the day when I got my first DSLR, a Nikon D100, 3 camera bodies ago...

" OMG, this camera is FABULOUS, this will last me the rest of my life!!!"
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#17 Giles

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:04 AM


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i use >> my camera, eye & stunning good looks

#18 ChrigelKarrer

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 06:25 PM

i really enjoy the silence underwater.....
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:02 PM

i really enjoy the silence underwater.....
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Yep....if fish were anything like that I think a big portion of photographers will turn spear fishermen!!!
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Posted 13 February 2012 - 11:28 AM

hilarious thread!
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