Option A: "It's an investment, honey".
Option B: "This lens will make you look even more stunning, honey"
Option C: "Man, you would not believe the deal I got on this! I would have been crazy to pass up on it".
Option D: "New lens? Really???? Hmmm, no, that must be the one I got [x] months ago".
Option E: "New lens? No, that'll be a typo. I can't tell you what it is what with Xmas coming AND your birthday, honey".
Option F: "Yes, I have bought a new lens. And your point is?"
Option F is, of course, the high risk strategy....
Option G: "Yes, dear... Uh, did I remember to tell you that I think you'd look fabulous in those shoes you told me you wanted? Why don't you go an buy them, I'd really like to see you in them"
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