focker 15 Posted September 23, 2011 Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied a group of survivors from a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing". And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better after you scare the sh*t out of them." So now you know Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scotdiver 0 Posted September 23, 2011 (edited) Thanks for getting the day started with a smile :-) Edited September 23, 2011 by scotdiver Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beach Bum 0 Posted September 23, 2011 Hahahahaha LMAO!!! Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balrog 5 Posted September 23, 2011 Very good Here's my contribution A shark is swimming along and spots a squid. After circling it for a few minutes the fearful squid says, "Don't eat me. Please don't eat me. I'm not feeling well. You'll catch what I have got and become ill." The shark considers for a moment, opens it's mouth wide and gently clamps a pair of teeth onto just one of the sqid's tentacles. He then swims across to one of his shark friend with the squid still pinned in his mouth and says, "Here's the six quid I owe you." (For the benefit of our American friends a 'quid' is colloquial for a Pound Sterling) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
